cantagallo:

if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against high-waisted pants, i am against the world. i love #highwaistedpants till my last breath hope this helps

chiromantka:

i love horror so much i love when it’s so garbage that you can’t help but laugh at it and i love when it’s the pretentious film major type of horror where nothing happens for two hours and i love when it’s so mediocre you can’t form an opinion on it and i love when it absolutely doesn’t make sense

kaijuno:

grox:

when my werewolf boyfriend, when he- when he- werewolf pulls- when my, whe

orjizzy:

i think being born late did to me what over-marinating does to steak

softheartedlover:

kristina100000:

this

pogasm:

sekiz:

ashstfu:

my toxic trait is that im really pretty and cool and also a sweetheart and also really intelligent and driven and i smell good and i have soft hair and cool clothes and im knowledgeable on many topics and im also funny and fun and cool and pretty

mlarayoukai:

Me when I reblog my boymutuals’ funny posts